diff --git a/expire.php b/expire.php
deleted file mode 100644
index 2b316af7..00000000
--- a/expire.php
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,152 +0,0 @@
-<?php
-include "inc/functions.php";
-
-if (!(php_sapi_name() == "cli")) {
-	die('nope');
-}
-$protected = array('burgers', 'cow', 'wilno', 'cute', 'yoga');
-$q = query("SELECT uri FROM boards");
-$boards = $q->fetchAll(PDO::FETCH_COLUMN);
-$now = new DateTime();
-$ago = (new DateTime)->sub(new DateInterval('P14D'));
-$mod_ago = (new DateTime)->sub(new DateInterval('P7D'));
-
-// Find out the last activity for our board
-$delete = array();
-foreach($boards as $board) {
-	if (in_array($board, $protected)) {
-		continue;
-	}
-
-	// last post
-	$query = prepare(sprintf("SELECT MAX(time) AS time FROM posts_%s", $board));
-	$query->execute();
-	$row = $query->fetch();
-
-	//count posts
-	$query = prepare(sprintf("SELECT COUNT(id) AS count FROM posts_%s", $board));
-	$query->execute();
-	$count = $query->fetch();
-
-	$last_activity_date = new DateTime();
-	$last_mod_date = new DateTime();	
-
-	$last_activity_date->setTimestamp($row['time']);
-
-	$query = query("SELECT id, username FROM mods WHERE boards = '$board'");
-	$mods = $query->fetchAll();
-
-	if ($mods) {
-		$mod = $mods[0]['id'];
-		$query = query("SELECT MAX(time) AS time FROM modlogs WHERE `mod` = BINARY $mod");
-		$a = $query->fetchAll(PDO::FETCH_COLUMN);
-
-		if ($a[0]) { 
-			$last_mod_date->setTimestamp($a[0]);
-			if (!$row['time'])
-				$last_activity_date->setTimestamp($a[0]);
-		} else {// no one ever logged in, try board creation time
-			$query = query("SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(time) AS time FROM board_create WHERE uri = '$board'");
-			$crt = $query->fetchAll(PDO::FETCH_COLUMN);
-			if (!empty($crt)) $last_activity_date->setTimestamp($crt[0]);
-			$last_mod_date = false;
-		}
-	}
-
-	if (($last_activity_date < $ago or ($last_mod_date and $last_mod_date < $mod_ago)) and (int)$count['count'] < 5 and isset($mods[0]['id'])) {
-	#if (($last_activity_date < $ago or ($last_mod_date and $last_mod_date < $mod_ago)) and isset($mods[0]['id'])) {
-		echo $board, ' ', $last_activity_date->format('Y-m-d H:i:s'), ' ', ($last_mod_date ? $last_mod_date->format('Y-m-d H:i:s') : 'false'), ' ', $count['count'], ' ', $mod, "\r\n";
-		$delete[] = array('board' => $board, 'last_activity' => $last_activity_date, 'last_mod' => $last_mod_date, 'mod' => isset($mods[0]['username']) ? $mods[0]['username'] : false, 'count' => $count['count']);
-	}
-}
-if ($argc > 1) {
-$f = fopen('rip.txt', 'a');
-fwrite($f, "--\r\n".date('c')."\r\n");
-foreach($delete as $i => $d){
-	$s = "RIP /".$d['board']."/, created by ".($d['mod']?$d['mod']:'?')." and last active on ".$d['last_activity']->format('Y-m-d H:i:s.').($d['last_mod'] ? ' Mod last active on ' . $d['last_mod']->format('Y-m-d H:i:s.') : ' Mod never active.') . " Number of posts: {$d['count']}." . "\r\n";
-	echo $s;
-	fwrite($f, $s);
-
-	if (!openBoard($d['board'])) continue;;
-
-	$query = prepare('DELETE FROM ``boards`` WHERE `uri` = :uri');
-	$query->bindValue(':uri', $board['uri']);
-	$query->execute() or error(db_error($query));
-	
-	if ($config['cache']['enabled']) {
-		cache::delete('board_' . $board['uri']);
-		cache::delete('all_boards');
-	}
-	
-	// Delete posting table
-	$query = query(sprintf('DROP TABLE IF EXISTS ``posts_%s``', $board['uri'])) or error(db_error());
-	
-	// Clear reports
-	$query = prepare('DELETE FROM ``reports`` WHERE `board` = :id');
-	$query->bindValue(':id', $board['uri'], PDO::PARAM_INT);
-	$query->execute() or error(db_error($query));
-	
-	// Delete from table
-	$query = prepare('DELETE FROM ``boards`` WHERE `uri` = :uri');
-	$query->bindValue(':uri', $board['uri'], PDO::PARAM_INT);
-	$query->execute() or error(db_error($query));
-	
-	$query = prepare("SELECT `board`, `post` FROM ``cites`` WHERE `target_board` = :board ORDER BY `board`");
-	$query->bindValue(':board', $board['uri']);
-	$query->execute() or error(db_error($query));
-	while ($cite = $query->fetch(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC)) {
-		if ($board['uri'] != $cite['board']) {
-			if (!isset($tmp_board))
-				$tmp_board = $board;
-			openBoard($cite['board']);
-			rebuildPost($cite['post']);
-		}
-	}
-	
-	if (isset($tmp_board))
-		$board = $tmp_board;
-	
-	$query = prepare('DELETE FROM ``cites`` WHERE `board` = :board OR `target_board` = :board');
-	$query->bindValue(':board', $board['uri']);
-	$query->execute() or error(db_error($query));
-	
-	$query = prepare('DELETE FROM ``antispam`` WHERE `board` = :board');
-	$query->bindValue(':board', $board['uri']);
-	$query->execute() or error(db_error($query));
-	
-	// Remove board from users/permissions table
-	$query = query('SELECT `id`,`boards` FROM ``mods``') or error(db_error());
-	while ($user = $query->fetch(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC)) {
-		$user_boards = explode(',', $user['boards']);
-		if (in_array($board['uri'], $user_boards)) {
-			unset($user_boards[array_search($board['uri'], $user_boards)]);
-			$_query = prepare('UPDATE ``mods`` SET `boards` = :boards WHERE `id` = :id');
-			$_query->bindValue(':boards', implode(',', $user_boards));
-			$_query->bindValue(':id', $user['id']);
-			$_query->execute() or error(db_error($_query));
-		}
-	}
-	
-	// Delete entire board directory
-	exec('rm -rf ' . $board['uri'] . '/');
-	rrmdir('static/banners/' . $board['uri']);
-	file_unlink("stylesheets/board/{$board['uri']}.css");
-	// HAAAAAX
-	if($config['dir']['img_root'] != '')
-		rrmdir($config['dir']['img_root'] . $board['uri']);
-	
-	if ($config['cache']['enabled']) cache::delete('board_' . $board['uri']);
-	
-	_syslog(LOG_NOTICE, "Board deleted: {$board['uri']}");
-	if ($d['mod']) {
-		$query = prepare('DELETE FROM ``mods`` WHERE `username` = BINARY :id');
-		$query->bindValue(':id', $d['mod']);
-		$query->execute() or error(db_error($query));
-	}
-}
-fclose($f);
-}
-cache::delete('all_boards_uri');
-cache::delete('all_boards');
-rebuildThemes('boards');
-$query = query('DELETE FROM board_create WHERE uri NOT IN (SELECT uri FROM boards);') or error(db_error());