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 <p>The admin can be reached at <tt>admin at 8chan dot co</tt>.</p>
 
 <h2>Help! My board has been deleted!</h2>
-<p>Were you inactive for longer than two weeks? Were there no posts on the board for two weeks?</p>
+<p>Were you inactive for longer than one week? Were there no posts on the board for 72 hours?</p>
 
 <p>If either of those is true, the board was deleted automatically. You are free to recreate it. I cannot restore it, so don't bother emailing me about it.</p>
 
 <h2>How do I post as a volunteer on my board?</h2>
 <p>Make sure you are using the volunteer interface to view your board. The URL of your browser should be <a href="https://8chan.co/mod.php?/yourboard"><tt>https://8chan.co/mod.php?/yourboard</tt></a>. Then, put "## Board Volunteer" in the name field. Write your post and click "Reply". It will appear with your volunteer capcode.</p>
+<h2>Help! The owner of X board is doing something I don't like!</h2>
+<p>If they aren't doing anything illegal, I can't help you. I don't dictate how board owners should manage their boards.</p>
+<p>If they are doing something illegal, email me.</p>
+
+<h2>Can you give me X board?</h2>
+<p>If the owner of the board is inactive or the board is broken due to bad CSS, sure. Send me an email.</p>
+
+<h2>Can you add some new feature?</h2>
+<p>Open a <a href="https://github.com/ctrlcctrlv/8chan/issues">Github issue</a>. Better yet, write it yourself and open a pull request.
+
+<h2>How do I format my text?</h2>
+<ul>
+<li>**spoiler** or [spoiler]spoiler[/spoiler] -&gt; spoiler</li>
+<li>''italics'' -&gt; <em>italics</em></li>
+<li>'''bold''' -&gt; <strong>bold</strong></li>
+<li>__underline__ -&gt; <u>underline</u></li>
+<li>==heading== -&gt; <span class='heading'>heading</span> (must be on own line)</li>
+<li>~~strikethrough~~ -&gt; <s>strikethrough</s></li>
+<li>[code] tags if enabled by board owner</li>
+<li>[tex] tags if enabled by board owner</li>
+</ul>
+
+<h2>Are you really a cripple?</h2>
+<p>Yes.</p>
+
+<h2>How are featured boards chosen?</h2>
+<p>Top fifteen boards excluding /meta/, /b/ and /int/.</p>
+
+<h2>Who owns /meta/, /b/, and /int/?</h2>
+<p>No one, so they are <em>de facto</em> property of the administration.</p>
 
 <h2>How do I donate?</h2>
 <p>Donations can be sent to 1NpQaXqmCBji6gfX8UgaQEmEstvVY7U32C (Bitcoin) or LUPgSCJt3iGeJXUETVhmnbQ89Riaq1yjZm (Litecoin). PayPal is also accepted @ fredrick.brennan1@gmail.com .</p>
+<p>You may also donate monthly via Patreon at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/user?u=162165">http://www.patreon.com/user?u=162165</a>.
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